May 2012
42 posts
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Being a parent means a lot of overly enthusiastic... →
exactly how i feel.
May 22nd
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“if you’re lost and alone or you’re sinking like a stone carry on...”
– fun.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...”
– George Carlin
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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a list
of things i don’t like: the fact that mark zuckerberg’s girlfriend is also an asian named priscilla pudding the salt that’s on pretzels coldplay packing/unpacking drama any sort of beauty/soap product where the tube doesn’t reach the bottom of the bottle playing emotional games humidity when at the start of a new toilet paper roll the glued end peels off the next...
May 19th
a list
of things i like: chocolate covered pretzels chocolate covered strawberries when people follow up a “how are you?” with genuine interest puns good friend requests courtesy spending a day at ikea animated gifs sleep art free samples at costco a good hug shel silverstein’s poems straightforwardness a gentleman these are a few of my favorite things.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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The logic behind standardized testing for all...
icantteachthis: so true
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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cookingcomically →
well since i wont be eating bromley food anymore…
May 17th
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WALKING INTO FOREVER 21
howdoiputthisgently: literally every time.
May 16th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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When my RA stops by with a noise complaint
whatshouldbetchescallme: every time i knock on residents doors. i would describe it as a ping pong ball hitting a plastic cup.
May 4th
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When I see a fat girl wearing leggings as pants...
wellthiswillbeawkward:
May 4th
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